Word Of The Week T3 W2

Word	Conspicuous
What I Think It means	Something Suspicious
Revised Meaning	clearly visible
Use It In A Sentence	In hide and seek I am sometimes Conspicuous.

Synonems	Visible, Easily Seen, Viewable
Antonyms	Well Hidden, Unviewable

FIFA World Ranking Analysed

The FIFA world rankings have taken some interesting turns recently. With 2014 World Cup champions Germany taking first place with Brazil and Argentina respectively taking up the 2nd and 3rd positions. Next, in 4th comes Portugal which was kind of a surprise to me. To be honest they did win the Euros last year and have Ronaldo playing for them but other than that they haven't won much in a long time.
Next, comes the biggest shock of all. Switzerland has jumped into 5th place!!!! What did Xherdan Shaqiri do to come 5th?!?!? I checked out their team squad and the only player other than Shaqiri was Lichsteiner, so how did they get into 5th?!?!?!? Something else that surprised me was that France and Italy are in 9th and 12th which surprising because they are such great teams. So why don't you check out the FIFA World Rankings it may surprise you.

The top ten teams in the world

Ronaldo Owes 140M Euros In Taxes

Cristiano Ronaldo has done some questionable things in his career but this is the most questionable act of all. It seems that Ronaldo copied Messi and did not pay over 140M Euros in taxes between 2011 and 2014.

One thing I do not understand is why he did this. He earns 32M Euros annually and from 2011 to 2014 he would have made an estimated 120M Euros so why does he not pay his taxes? One thing I do know for sure Ronaldo must be loaded right now.

Is Ozil An Alien

Arsenal Midfielder Mesut Ozil is no doubt a phenomenal footballer and can make world class passes but I can't just help but wonder if he is an alien.

I have a few theories on why his eyes are so big and here they are.

1. When he was a boy he had plastic surgery and the surgeon had fidgeting problems and gave a bad operation.

2. He is ET's bro and his mum is from Mars. When he was born he inherited the big eye gene.

3. He opens his eyes very wide to help him see where the ball is. This would also help him see where his team mates are.

Ozil's Mum from Mars

Ozil's Brother ET

Ozil's Eyes

442oons: A Football Masterpiece

About a year ago I discovered 442oons. 442oons is football based series of animations revolving around what is happening in the football world and I must say I love them.

Combining characters with exaggerated features and football-themed song parodies 442oons is a football fans dream. The creator of 442oons Englishmen Dean Stobbart is a qualified voice actor and a brilliant cartoonist. On the 8th of February 2017, the channel hit 1 million subs. This is possibly my favorite youtube channel ever.

Word Of The Week Spontaneous

Word	Spontaneous
What I Think It Means	An unorganized happening
Revised Definition	Performed or occurring as a result of a sudden impulse or inclination and without premeditation or external stimulus.

Word Of The Week Excrucciating

Word	Excruciating
What I Think It Means	Something Very Painful
Revised Definition	Intensely painful

Germany Champions Again

World champions Germany have survived a game majorly dominated by Chile to win the Confederations Cup in Russia. The game which was dominated by Chile was won by a 20th-minute goal by Lards Stindl. With time running out Vidal and Sagal both fired shots over the bar while Ter Stegen saved an amazing Alexis Sanchez free kick late in stoppage time. Perhaps a bad omen for Germany though, no team has ever lifted the world cup trophy after winning the previous year's Confederations Cup.

(Below) Joshua (Kimchi) Kimmich celebrates the German win.